All my life advice and philosophy comes from Pimp C
At this jazz festival
And nigga this is thee place to find sexy older women dressing like they 20 with they fat donkey booties
sneak to the back and try to finger bang somebody auntie
bc they got bullied by jocks in high school
ppl are so aggressive about it like “sports are for barbarians and I am intelligent and cultured” it’s hilarious
Wow. Tumblr is supposed to be a sanctuary, a safe haven, even, for alternative lifestyles. Not for high school jocks interested in the most common thing ever. Seriously, football is exactly the kind of thing someone joins tumblr to escape from. Stop watching football and go join a fandom, or delete your account.
Signed, a proud football-hating SuperWhoLockianStuckSwimmingOnTitanPotter fan.
God is dead.
im going to eat my own ass this is incredible
this cant be real
Real talk how you niggas with no transportation compete with a nigga with a car?
Some Al B Sur looking nigga roll up and woo ya boo with a Toyota Tercel while you tryna convince her to ride 45 blocks with you on a date.
That’s a hard hill to climb. My heart goes out to you fellas.
throws bus fare at y’all feet
Lol, holla at a nigga riding ‘08 or better
It’s easy, really
i’ve had bitches have their boyfriends and brothers drop them off to my house to get fucked(granted the bf aint know what the deal is)
Point is, if the dick is good bitches will tie a dog sled to a bunch of rottweilers in the hood and mush her way to it